You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

leonqueerwata:

ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture

and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”

(it needs to be charged)

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

I am feeling this on a SPIRITUAL level this morning

stepsoversnails:

This comic is also my online dating profile.

stepsoversnails:

This comic is also my online dating profile.

en0lagay:

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republicj:

Discipline is doing what you know needs to be done, even if you don’t want to.

republicj:

Discipline is doing what you know needs to be done, even if you don’t want to.

buying a roosterteeth shirt: yes hi i'd like to pay 19.95 for an inside joke