can i trade in my reproductive organs for video games and electronics
i have a folder full of pictures of screaming birds that i look at when i’m sad sometimes
haha. calm down nerds
Flight Rising? I love that website, the way those flights just [clenches fist] keep rising.
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OH VAMPIRE LAKE
TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW
The skull of a Bengal tiger rests along side the skull of a domestic cat.
Notice the proportionally smaller braincase and eyes in the tiger, and the much larger flanges for muscle attachment, in comparison to the overall size of the skull.
As animals scale up in size, more muscle is needed to bear the additional weight and counteract the effects of gravity. To anchor the increased mass of the muscle, bones become more robust. Thicker, heavier, with larger flanges, and deeper hollows to provide the additional muscle with leverage.
It’s a cyclic system. More muscle is needed to support heavier bone which in turn supports more muscle…etc.
You’d think it could go on forever, but as animals become larger and more powerful, they also become heavier. For land predators, the cycle reaches a cutoff size when the increasing weight begins to negatively affect agility, maneuverability, and the ability to successfully catch prey.
I’m going to hell
dad tryin ta make me call in his chinese food for him. no way i almost cried bc i got so goddamn freaked out last time he made me call
i’ll just ‘brush’ my teeth till u give up and do it
god phonecalls are SO TERRIBLE for me id literally rather not eat then call in something.
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done